A little thing I did when I had WAY too much time on my hands:

Ten Things I Learned from FireFly:

1. How to swear in Mandarin
2. Walk softly and carry a big Jayne
3. Mudder's Milk isn't always sweet
4. If you get drunk, make sure there's no preacher in the area first
5. Dancing is good for the artificially-induced, mentally-unstable soul
6. Dead is dead - it don't much matter who pulls the trigger
7. If it looks too good to be true, shoot 1st and ask questions later
8. Cross-dressing isn't for everyone
9. Even the best laid plans tend to not go smooth
10. You can get protein from food, but not necessarily food from protein.

 Translations I've picked up that show up often in these stories *grin*:

xiao mei mei = little sister (affectionate diminutive)
mei mei = sister
Tzao gao = oh crap.
Wuh de ma = mother of god
ta mah duh = motherfucker
kuang = madman
go se = dog shit
Luh-suh = crappy
dong ma = understand/clear
Hwun dahn = Bastard, Son of a bitch, Stupid, etc.



 

Rifts & Intersections - The crew encounters Toshiko Sato on a backwater planet. NC17 warnings: fem and slash both in this one, post-Serenity spoilers.

Companion Tam - Mal encounters Companion Simon Tam and decides to be the Big Damn Hero. NC17 warnings: mentions on non-con

Stand Alone Stories - miscellaneous do-dads filled with shmoop and angst, depending on the fic. ratings range from PG-13 to NC17 so read the individual labels, please!
Secrets - Jayne and River develop an unexpected friendship that leaves Simon a bit confused.

warnings - bad language and graphic m/m sex (eventually) NC17

Betrayal - Zoe's seriously injured and Mal blames Simon...Simon takes River and leaves.

warnings - violence, bad language and graphic m/m sex (eventually) NC17

Firefly Series - This one follows "cannon" - well, as much as possible since there's less than a season's worth to follow anyhow.

warnings - bad language, graphic m/m sex, violence, implied non-con NC17

The Wrong Tam - The Alliance chose Simon instead of River to experiment on.

warnings - bad language and violence NC17 (eventually)

Captain Tam, aka - The New Adventures of Robin Hood - Another AU where Simon gets to River before the experimentation and Mal and Zoe are the fugees.

warnings - bad language, violence, graphic m/m sex NC17

Almost - After Simon's almost raped, Jayne and Mal find themselves in competing positions for his love.

warnings - violence and bad language - NC17 (eventually)
A Parting of the Ways - Simon's parents get the fugitive warrants rescinded and the Tams leave Serenity...naturally, that's when things go wrong.

warnings - Violence and bad language - NC17
Fantasy - Fantasies from Simon, Jayne and Mal

warnings: 3some activity herein and most definitely NC17 *grin* - completed
An Alternate Life - A massive, evil plot bunny from Juli that spawned a massive, evil series. What could have happened if Simon and River had gotten on another ship instead of Serenity?

Warnings: non-con, violence, graphic m/m sex, bad language and serious angst levels for this one - completed

Subtle, Not! - Jayne's not the subtle type and he proves it when he goes after Simon.

Warnings: kink involved, but it's all in the name of love, no non-con issues in this series NC17 - c